I am an educated, fun-loving lady's man.

I have had many long-term, meaningful relationships with women from the time I was in the 7th grade to today.

I believe in faster horses, older whiskey, younger women, and more money.

I enjoy life, respect and love the opposite sex, and possess all the fun things in life: a healthy lifestyle, a late-model roadster, an adequate wardrobe, a nice, comfortable house with a hot tub and swimming pool located in an environment (very private) conducive to swimming au natural, and long-term friends from way back.  

I am a professional, published writer of wonderful prose (fiction and non-fiction) in many forms, formats, and genres that is respected, noteworthy, and very, very lucrative.